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moistchunkyslurp:

rest in fucking pieces

eggeworth:

  • cup your hands around them protectively
  • lift them from the ground
  • gently kiss their fuzzy heads
  • say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
  • peep peep

alleoop:

#SHOTSFIRED

laurassbutt:

littoralbones:

buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

I thought you said beheaded

that would not be an accident

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

People are gonna feel awwwwwwwwwful silly about sexy Samus if/when Snake is revealed for Smash and he ends up having the hottest ass in the game

sanadasan:

sanadasan:

remember when you could annotations to other people’s videos

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witchbat:

nerd